Fomyakkam Dissgedbom is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, strong zebra.

Fomyakkam Dissgedbom created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomyakkam Dissgedbom, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fomyakkam Dissgedbom, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fomyakkam Dissgedbom's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Fomyakkam Dissgedbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick horses.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never mention turtles.

4. Worship no other gods but Fomyakkam Dissgedbom.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.