Japyarman is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, pitiless centaur.

Japyarman created humankind eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Japyarman, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Japyarman, he will not care.

Japyarman's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Japyarman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

2. Pray only in darkness.

3. Always obey Japyarman's priests.

4. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Japyarman.