Bimcudquat is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, staggering parrot.

Bimcudquat created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimcudquat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bimcudquat, she will turn you into a rat.

Bimcudquat's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Bimcudquat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Shun those given to greed.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Bimcudquat in the centre of the settlement.