Jigfotquam is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, cheerful mongoose.

Jigfotquam created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Jigfotquam, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jigfotquam, he will destroy your favourite star.

Jigfotquam's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Jigfotquam's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat tomatoes.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not record numbers concerning asteroids.

4. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

5. Never speak at dawn.