Hivfidtag Binxingovpop is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, passionate badger.

Hivfidtag Binxingovpop created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Hivfidtag Binxingovpop, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hivfidtag Binxingovpop, she will be very sad.

Hivfidtag Binxingovpop's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Hivfidtag Binxingovpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

2. Hide from fawn ducks for they are unholy.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

5. Never speak aloud of secrets.