Narcephabmob is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring crocodile.

Narcephabmob created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Narcephabmob, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Narcephabmob, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Narcephabmob's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Narcephabmob's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Narcephabmob.

2. Always store limes above ground.

3. Never speak aloud of names.

4. Do not step barefoot upon fawn earth.

5. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.