Dussinvil is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, effective mongoose.

Dussinvil created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dussinvil, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dussinvil, he will turn you into a rock.

Dussinvil's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Dussinvil's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Dussinvil loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Dussinvil in the centre of the settlement.