Tettibugxin is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, benevolent duck.

Tettibugxin created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettibugxin, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tettibugxin, she will turn you into a sheep.

Tettibugxin's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Tettibugxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always wear plain tights during rituals.