Artbisslik is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witless armadillo.

Artbisslik created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Artbisslik, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Artbisslik, she will destroy your favourite star.

Artbisslik's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Artbisslik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Artbisslik's name in vain.

2. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

3. Worship no other gods but Artbisslik.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never eat aubergines on holy days.