Jadhadpid is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, emotional elephant.

Jadhadpid created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadhadpid, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jadhadpid, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Jadhadpid's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Jadhadpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat corn.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Never sit in the presence of sheep.