Wegomtspag is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, staggering centaur.

Wegomtspag created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegomtspag, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wegomtspag, he will turn you into a duck.

Wegomtspag's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Wegomtspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never eat nuts.

3. Never think ill of sick goats.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Wegomtspag.