Ponhinlag is a god.

It takes the form of a small, self-confident wasp.

Ponhinlag created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponhinlag, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ponhinlag, it will be very sad.

Ponhinlag's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Ponhinlag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record numbers concerning nebulae.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. You must love Ponhinlag.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.