Butfutnart is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sapient naga.

Butfutnart created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Butfutnart, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Butfutnart, he will turn you into a hamster.

Butfutnart's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Butfutnart's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think about optics near eagles while wearing magenta ear rings and balancing five lead spheres on your chest.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not name children after turtles.

5. Never feed tomatoes to snails while wearing scarves.