Gemabkam is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, deceitful chinchilla.

Gemabkam created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Gemabkam, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gemabkam, it will not care at all.

Gemabkam's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Gemabkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

2. Do not keep four ducks in a large pit.

3. Gemabkam loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Gemabkam on top of all buildings.

5. Do not prepare coconuts while filled with envy.