Sogmoblig is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, cheerful jellyfish.

Sogmoblig created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Sogmoblig, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sogmoblig, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Sogmoblig's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Sogmoblig's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight grasshopers approach from the west.

2. Always help dogs in need.

3. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Do not travel during spring.