Tagpoparf is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, benevolent chinchilla.

Tagpoparf created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagpoparf, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tagpoparf, he will turn you into a hamster.

Tagpoparf's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Tagpoparf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop at rivers.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Tagpoparf loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

5. Always pray immersed in water.