Flowvigfod is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, witless crane.

Flowvigfod created the Small Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Flowvigfod, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flowvigfod, he will turn you into a sheep.

Flowvigfod's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Flowvigfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from wood.

2. Always obey Flowvigfod's priests.

3. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

4. Do not wear ear rings marked with purple.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.