Wabpidflig is a god.

She takes the form of a small, awe-inspiring bird.

Wabpidflig created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wabpidflig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wabpidflig, she will turn you into a mole.

Wabpidflig's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Wabpidflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Wabpidflig in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about monkeys.

4. Never allow rats to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.