Listdumbagfar is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unjust gorilla.

Listdumbagfar created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listdumbagfar, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Listdumbagfar, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Listdumbagfar's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Listdumbagfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

2. Never travel toward the east during spring.

3. Always count to seven before sleeping.

4. You must love Listdumbagfar.

5. Do not study chromosomes on holy days.