Quimtargab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, deceitful cat.

Quimtargab created the Cigar Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimtargab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Quimtargab, it will turn you into a mouse.

Quimtargab's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Quimtargab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Always obey Quimtargab's priests.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Run away from violet gulls, for they are unholy.