Nuttitdub Sidafget is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, blissful guinea pig.

Nuttitdub Sidafget created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttitdub Sidafget, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nuttitdub Sidafget, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nuttitdub Sidafget's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Nuttitdub Sidafget's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Never point your chest toward the south during prayer.

4. Do not eat corn.

5. Do not kill foxes.