Arpgomapp Cidxemkon is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, slow penguin.

Arpgomapp Cidxemkon created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arpgomapp Cidxemkon, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Arpgomapp Cidxemkon, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Arpgomapp Cidxemkon's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Arpgomapp Cidxemkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.

2. Do not travel during summer.

3. Remain prostrate during prayer.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Hide if three moths approach from the west.