Vogvonkpod is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, competent frog.

Vogvonkpod created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogvonkpod, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vogvonkpod, it will turn you into a frog.

Vogvonkpod's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Vogvonkpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.