Budvigpom is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, omnipotent seal.

Budvigpom created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budvigpom, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Budvigpom, it will jump up and down on your head.

Budvigpom's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Budvigpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about bacteria.

2. Always obey Budvigpom's priests.

3. Always act with obedience when addressing strangers.

4. Do not resist order.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.