Cudbabmit is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, grumpy ant.

Cudbabmit created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudbabmit, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cudbabmit, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cudbabmit's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Cudbabmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Cudbabmit loves gulls, so they must be respected.

3. Retreat if nine capybaras approach from the west.

4. Never think about special relativity near tapirs while wearing yellow shirts and balancing three lead spheres on your feet.

5. Put Cudbabmit first in all things.