Donjaprip is a god.

He takes the form of a large, boastful dolphin.

Donjaprip created a quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Donjaprip, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Donjaprip, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Donjaprip's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Donjaprip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Do not take Donjaprip's name in vain.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Donjaprip.

5. Always count to six before sleeping.