Logfotfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, quiet horse.

Logfotfoss created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Logfotfoss, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Logfotfoss, he will be very unhappy.

Logfotfoss' most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Logfotfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always remove dresses before entering holy places.

2. Never feed lots of strawberries to shrews while wearing magenta ear rings.

3. Never write about chromosomes.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Shun those given to vanity.