Rawcarxuckbafkan is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, pitiless hummingbird.

Rawcarxuckbafkan created the cosmos seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rawcarxuckbafkan, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rawcarxuckbafkan, it will not care at all.

Rawcarxuckbafkan's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Rawcarxuckbafkan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan snakes for they are unholy.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always share lemons with strangers, but never with badgers.