Mighun is a god.

It takes the form of a small, annoying wolf.

Mighun created carbon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mighun, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Mighun, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Mighun's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Mighun's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience.

2. Never think ill of sick geese.

3. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Hide from violet aardvarks for they are unholy.