Farhitpom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, ill-tempered crane.

Farhitpom created a photon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Farhitpom, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Farhitpom, it will jump up and down on your head.

Farhitpom's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Farhitpom's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never paint your chest black.

4. Never talk about foxes.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.