Davmobing is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, amazing fairy.

Davmobing created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Davmobing, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Davmobing, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Davmobing's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Davmobing's Holy Commandments

1. Always store limes above ground.

2. Do not wear shoes marked with black.

3. Never write about eukaryotes.

4. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

5. Do not take Davmobing's name in vain.