Gephigfad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fussy hummingbird.

Gephigfad created humankind seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gephigfad, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gephigfad, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gephigfad's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Gephigfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Never travel toward the west during spring.

3. Erect three platinum sculptures of Gephigfad on top of important buildings.

4. Never mention snakes.

5. Never think about dark matter.