Mumhothim is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unthinking goat.

Mumhothim created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumhothim, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mumhothim, he will refuse to believe in you.

Mumhothim's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Mumhothim's Holy Commandments

1. Never curse while facing east.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always count to eight before sleeping.

4. Always store spinach above ground.

5. Swans are not to be trusted.