Dobhanged is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unthinking salamander.

Dobhanged created the planet Mars eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobhanged, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dobhanged, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dobhanged's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dobhanged's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare aubergines during summer.

2. Always store carrots above ground.

3. Never mention sheep.

4. Do not prepare onions while filled with anger.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.