Karfossrutsakbomtab is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humane dugong.

Karfossrutsakbomtab created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karfossrutsakbomtab, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Karfossrutsakbomtab, she will remove you from existence.

Karfossrutsakbomtab's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Karfossrutsakbomtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

2. Always help whales.

3. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Learn six new languages a year.