Libbindoss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, merciless hamster.

Libbindoss created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Libbindoss, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Libbindoss, he will turn you into a duck.

Libbindoss' most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Libbindoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Libbindoss' name in vain.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.

3. Do not prepare lemons while wearing coats.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Run away from violet grasshopers, for they are unholy.