Rotingsab is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, prudent snake.

Rotingsab created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotingsab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rotingsab, he will turn you into a mouse.

Rotingsab's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Rotingsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always store beans above ground.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never talk about dark energy near rats while wearing blue shirts.