Popdutflowap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tiresome toad.

Popdutflowap created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Popdutflowap, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Popdutflowap, she will turn you into a duck.

Popdutflowap's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Popdutflowap's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle aluminium while unclean.

2. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Popdutflowap in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never remain prostrate at midday.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.