Sugominshavbod is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, intelligent snail.

Sugominshavbod created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugominshavbod, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sugominshavbod, she will not care.

Sugominshavbod's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Sugominshavbod's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Put Sugominshavbod first in all things.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Fast once a month.