Mobstangem Lidbingeb is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, wise shark.

Mobstangem Lidbingeb created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobstangem Lidbingeb, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mobstangem Lidbingeb, it will torture you forever.

Mobstangem Lidbingeb's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Mobstangem Lidbingeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain purity during holy days.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Never touch water while clean.