Fob is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, almighty goblin.

Fob created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fob, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fob, he will be very sad.

Fob's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Fob's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat strawberries.

2. Never write about thermodynamics.

3. Always treat bats with great respect.

4. Never prepare figs during winter.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics.