Bogkinbim Bongenvid is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, blissful wyrm.

Bogkinbim Bongenvid created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogkinbim Bongenvid, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bogkinbim Bongenvid, he will turn you into a slug.

Bogkinbim Bongenvid's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bogkinbim Bongenvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record secrets concerning black holes.

2. Always act with patience.

3. You must never eat turnips.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Never prepare beans during winter.