Dotdam is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, sage mouse.

Dotdam created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dotdam, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dotdam, he will turn you into a hamster.

Dotdam's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Dotdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Dotdam on top of important buildings.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Do not prepare cherries while filled with anger.

5. Retreat if five moths approach from the south.