Venfabkad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, compassionate mongoose.

Venfabkad created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Venfabkad, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Venfabkad, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Venfabkad's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Venfabkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss photosynthesis in public assemblies.

2. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

3. Never pray while filled with fear.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Never feed lemons to ducks while wearing skirts.