Tadgudsak is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing bird.

Tadgudsak created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadgudsak, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tadgudsak, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tadgudsak's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Tadgudsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.

2. Tadgudsak must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always wear plain stockings during rituals.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.