Pomkombog is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, benevolent giraffe.

Pomkombog created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomkombog, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Pomkombog, he will send minions to preach to you.

Pomkombog's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Pomkombog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick monkeys.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not keep eight mites in a large pit.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.