Fligzakjip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unthinking deer.

Fligzakjip created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligzakjip, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fligzakjip, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fligzakjip's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Fligzakjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dusk.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.

3. Never feed lots of peanuts to ducks while wearing pink shoes.

4. Never travel toward the west during summer.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fligzakjip.