Nanyarlrull is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonourable finch.

Nanyarlrull created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Nanyarlrull, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nanyarlrull, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nanyarlrull's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Nanyarlrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare garlic while filled with pride.

2. Never talk about dark energy.

3. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.

5. Always act with patience.