Bustomdoss Didhudbadmonwabtondod Sisgepaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, kind donkey.

Bustomdoss Didhudbadmonwabtondod Sisgepaf created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bustomdoss Didhudbadmonwabtondod Sisgepaf, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bustomdoss Didhudbadmonwabtondod Sisgepaf, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bustomdoss Didhudbadmonwabtondod Sisgepaf's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bustomdoss Didhudbadmonwabtondod Sisgepaf's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bustomdoss Didhudbadmonwabtondod Sisgepaf.

2. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

3. Never feed lots of turnips to doves while wearing cyan jumpers.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Do not prepare pineapples while wearing stockings.