Hitfudgil is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, proud crow.

Hitfudgil created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hitfudgil, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hitfudgil, he will strike you with lightening.

Hitfudgil's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Hitfudgil's Holy Commandments

1. Remain bowed during prayer.

2. Do not name children after ducks.

3. Hitfudgil loves doves, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not eat onions.

5. Do not chop down trees.