Pasxemhom is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, kind rhinoceros.

Pasxemhom created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasxemhom, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pasxemhom, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Pasxemhom's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Pasxemhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near grasshopers while wearing orange kilts.

4. Always share tomatoes with strangers, but never with ducks.

5. Do not skip at crossroads.