Vabruttfot is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, irritating zebra.

Vabruttfot created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabruttfot, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vabruttfot, he will laugh at you.

Vabruttfot's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Vabruttfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never touch oil while blessed.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.