Suglidfod is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, uncaring gerbil.

Suglidfod created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Suglidfod, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Suglidfod, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Suglidfod's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Suglidfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four bats in a large pit.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

5. Never wear turquoise trousers on sacred days.