Bepcuthas is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, vain rat.

Bepcuthas created vertebrates eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bepcuthas, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bepcuthas, she will not invite you to parties.

Bepcuthas' most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bepcuthas' Holy Commandments

1. Never mix tomatoes with ash.

2. Never mark doors with fawn.

3. Always store melons above ground.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.